For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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