Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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