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(818): View more from California

I regularly think about how cool your nickname is

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(530): View more from California

i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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(515): View more from Iowa

I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.

(407): View more from Florida

Its part of my fall instant classic line.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.

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(727): View more from Florida

I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.

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