there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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