He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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