It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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