I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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