I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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