I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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