Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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