She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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