Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i permit you to call me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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