but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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