All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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