have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm like, not good at living.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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