Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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