Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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