I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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