May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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