Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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