I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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