i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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