You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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