How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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