Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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