they need to just BURY HIM!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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