He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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