"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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