He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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