I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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