we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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