It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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