I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
whose ass print is on the piano?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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