You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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