What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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