I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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