I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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