I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he thought i was a dude.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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