If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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