You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
