After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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