what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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