Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
