She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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