We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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