wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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