do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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