I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
