Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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