didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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