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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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