What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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