I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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