.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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