she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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